Don't take life so seriously

Don't take life so seriously .... you'll never get out of it alive
Sometimes I think I understand .... Then I regain consciousness.
Feeling down? Just remember that behind every dark and stormy cloud .... is a ruined hairstyle and worms on the sidewalk.
Don't forget .... life is 10% how you make it .... and 90% how you take it.
Motherhood is full of frustrations and challenges .... but eventually they move out.
If it was going to be easy to raise kids .... it never would have started with something called LABOR!!!
A rose can say I Love You .... orchids can enthrall .... but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist .... OH MY that says it all!
You Tolerate my trivia, Laugh at my lunacy, and Care when I cry .... that's what I call TLC!!!!!!!  Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Life is easier than you think .... All you have to do is: Accept the impossible, Do without the indispensable, bear the intolerable, and be able to smile at anything.
Relax .... If we weren't meant to keep starting over .... would GOD have granted us Monday?
If only I could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything. TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDAY .... and all is well.
Love you more today than yesterday: Yesterday you really got on my nerves.
Eat Right, Stay Fit.... Die anyway!
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
Eat dessert first! .... after all, life is uncertain!